woensdag 18 augustus 2010

Movie Bitches

We always root for the character we sympathize the most, but the bitches are the ones who steal all the attention. Everyone hates them and we sure as hell don't want to be like them, but you'll have to agree that they are quite enjoyable on screen. Here are the best movies bitches, in random order.

Heather Chandler (Kim Walker in "Heathers")
Leader of the most popular clique at Westerberg High. Everybody hates her but also everyone wants to be in her group.
Best quote: "Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87"

Cruella DeVil (Glenn Close in "101 Dalmatians")
A fashion icon, but any animallovers nightmare. She wants spotted puppy's for her new fur coat, nasty woman!
Best quote: "Oh, yes! I love the smell of near-extinction!"

Miranda Priestley (Meryl Streep in "The Devil Wears Prada")
Also a big name in the fashion business. She runs a popular fashion magazine and everyone is affraid of her. She gives you the most impossible tasks and when you actually manage to succeed, you don't get much credit for it.
Best quote: "Is there some reason that my coffee isn't here? Has she died or something?" + "Details of your incompetence do not interest me."

O-Ren Ishii (Lucy Liu in "Kill Bill Volume 1")
Don't mess with her. This is one of those women you can better befriend then have as an enemy. If you say something she doesn't like, she'll chop of your head.
Best quote: "You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai."

Regina George (Rachel McAdams in "Mean Girls")
A little bit like Heather Chandler, no one likes her but they all want to be her. She is truly mean. So mean! She'' do anything to make your life a living nightmare.
Best quote: "Boo, you whore."

Agatha Trunchbull (Pam Ferris in "Matilda")
As a teacher, I wouldn't want her as my boss. She's awefull and she hates kids. Then why the hell does she work at a school?!? Beats me, she's a terrible woman.
Best quote: I have never been able to understand why small children are so disgusting. "They're the bane of my life. They're like insects: they should be got rid of as early as possible."

Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar in “Cruel Intentions”)
She's an uber-bitch. She can crush you with one look and she's a master in blackmailing. She eventually gets what she deserves and weird enough that doesn't bother me. How come...
Best quote: "Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way."

Nurse Ratched (Louise Fletcher in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest")
She's a cold hearted and manipulative bitch. I think she is the queen of all movie bitches.
Best quote: "If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

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