dinsdag 23 augustus 2011

Favorite Movie Stoners

I'm not into drugs, but the subject does give us some great movies. And most of all it gives us some awesome, hilarious and memorable characters. Here are my favorite stoners.

Floyd from "True Romance"
Played by: Brad Pitt
He hardly has any screen-time but stoner Floyd steals every scene he is in. He never gets of the couch and smokes a bong all day. In other words: he's totally useless.
Best quote: Hey! Get some beer and some cleaning products!

Jeff Spicoli from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
Played by: Sean Penn
This 1982 classic had a lot of memorable moments, like Phoebe Cates taking of her bikini top, appearences by Nicolas Cage and Forest Whitaker, Cameron Crowe's script. But surfer dude Jeff Spicoli is my favorite, especially in the scenes with Mr. Hand.
Best quote: What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too! Get it?

The Dude from "The Big Lebowski"
Played by: Jeff Bridges "
Probably my favorite on this list. Bridges created an icon by playing Jeff Lebowski. I totally understand him, because I would get mad too if someone peed on my rug.
Best quote: Well, sir, it's this rug I have. It really tied the room together.

Saul Silver from "Pineapple Express"
Played by: James Franco
Not only is Saul stoned all the time, he is also very lazy and extremely dumb. My favorite scene is the one with the police car, where he kicks his foot out of the window while driving and then not getting it out.
Best quote: No, I see. The monkey's out of the bottle now!

Harold and Kumar from "Harold & Kumar" series
Played by: John Cho and Kal Pen
Just two nerdy and losery guys who also happen to be funny. And the get into the strangest situations.
Best quote: Did Doogie Houser just steal my fucking car?

Ben Stone and his friends from "Knocked Up"
Played by: Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, Jay Baruchel, Jonah Hill, Charlyne Yi and Martin Starr
They created a website, where you can see actresses and when there were naked in which movies, not knowing that there's already a site like that. All of them are completely useless, Ben is the most normal one but only because he has to.
Best quote: Yeah, it's a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it's cool.

Melanie Ralston from "Jackie Brown"
Played by: Bridget Fonda
Melanie is like the female version of Floyd. She's pretty nasty, especially because of her peculiar sexual relationship with an aged thug.
Best quote: Jesus, but if you two are not the biggest pair of fuck-ups I've ever met in my entire life. How did you ever rob a bank? When you robbed banks, did you forget where your car was then too? No wonder you went to jail.

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